318 - Carpenterfeit

Happy Halloween! This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch 2.5 movies, sort of. The Count missed out on Crimson Peak, which is too bad because it's a solid Gothic horror. Skin Trade is a DTV action movie that outdoes a lot of theatrically released action, and Harbinger Down tries to out-thing The Thing. Tune in to hear about escape rooms and stay for a terrible hipster horror list. Be sure to read the definitive Until Dawn review.

Which festival should we go to next?
Redneck Games  20%
Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling  40%
Gathering of the Juggalos  40%

317 - Festival

This week, DM fills in Count Vardulon on what's happening at Toronto After Dark! Also, strange makeup choices and a heartwarming story about getting screwed over.

Which sequel should the make next?
Con Air 2  40%
Cabin in the Woods 2  20%
Blood and Sex Nightmare 2  40%

316 - Double Trouble

Although the title might suggest Count Vardulon and DM watched Double Trouble and/or Double Dragon, they did not. Instead, they watched a bunch of sequels. As it turns out Knock Knock 2 isn't a sequel to anything, and The Purge: Anarchy is far better than the first. The Pact 2 is just whatever. Tune in to find out what video game you should be playing, and stay to hear an in-joke you likely won't get.

Who's got cooties?
Everyone  50%
Me, I've got cooties  50%

Update - No Avod This Week

It's Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada, so we're taking a break to stuff our faces with turkey and pie! We'll see you all here next week once we wake up from our food comas.

315 - Hoddest

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM come close to having a kinda-zombie-themed show with two out of three sorta-zombie movies. Debug, the odd one out, is only for fans of bad Canadian sci-fi and Jason Momoa completists, Cooties is for everyone who likes teachers and doesn't always like kids, and Cabin Fever: Patient Zero is for no one. Tune in to find out what Criminal Minds is up to, and stay to hear an interview with Kane Hodder!

What are you scheming?
Getting someone to do my dirty work  100%