160 - Don't watch these movies...if you dare!

So sorry, cast of ATM. You're on your own with this one.

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM return to normalcy by watching three terrible movies. Clear Lake, WI, turned out to be just as predictable as predicted, and ATM was even dumber than predicted. Madness, on the other hand, while still terrible, is also kinda weird. Tune in to hear The Count complain about Jeremy Renner, and stay to hear DM talk very little about Transformers 3.

Poll results: Who would you summon to destroy you, if given the chance.
Merman  85%
Dismemberment goblins  15%

159 - From Our Cabin to Yours

This week it's nothing but Cabin. Cabin, Cabin, Cabin.  If you haven't yet seen Cabin in the Woods, go do that, then come back here and listen to Count Vardulon, DM, and their special guest Rob Rector, as they gush over Joss Whedon's and Drew Goddard's masterful horror film.

Poll results: What's stalking you at the cabin?
Bear  10%
Would-be lover  10%
Killer scarecrow  80%

158 - All Due Apologies

This week, in a run-up to finally getting to see Cabin the Woods, Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies with the word "cabin" in the title.  One of them, it turns out, has very little to do with cabins, while another isn't really about anything at all.  Join your friends as they salute repertory theatres and talk about what Luc Besson is doing these days.

Poll results: What found footage movie would you like to see next?
Aliens  11%
Vampires  33%
More ghosts  0%
Killer scarecrow  56%

157 - Lost Footage

Thanks to Green People Soup, who don't know I stole this picture.

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a look at found footage horror from three different countries.  Sadly, the one with the best title turns out to be the worst film.  DM tries and fails to be kind to chavs, and the Count makes Eurocentric overtones.  Tune in to hear all about movie trailers, and stay to hear too much about Spartacus.  Click here to watch hipsters die.

Poll resutls: Would you watch a shitty DTV movie even if it had an actor you like?
Sure  30%
I've learned my lesson  50%
Only if it's Eric Roberts  20%