54 - On-Star Will Get You A Whore

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In the last Avod of 2009, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress are joined by their Eternia correspondent, Mer-Man. Instead of running down a list of the year's and the decade's best and worst, the trio embarque on a discussion about TV commercials, Guy Ritchie, and Mimic. The DM shares with us her failure to sit through Fist of the Vampire, The Count calls dibs on a couple of horror movie senarios, and Mer-Man waxes poetic about Karate Kid 3 . Tune in to find out about everyones new year's resolutions!

53 - Mark Harmon is America's Sweetheart

In this year's Christmas Avod, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress regale their audience with a verse from "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" and then talk about horrible movie The Grinch. True to form, The Count talks way too much about the first season of Criminal Minds and The DM finds a way to work NCIS into the conversation. In keeping with the Christmas spirit they talk about hilariously bad Xmas slasher Santa's Slay and zombies. Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah, everyone!

52 - I Heart Alan Tudyk

This week's episode marks exactly one year of weekly broadcasts. However, because TheAvod is only sort-of weekly, the importance is lost on Count Vardulon and The Divemistress. After acknowledging a request to talk a bit about Spiderman, The Count ventures far off topic to talk instead about Dr. Horrible. NCIS LA is again put under the microscope as the duo complain yet again about how bad the show is, and The DM tries to elevate the discussion by talking about opera. Since Dollhouse is freaking amazing, they talk a lot about that, and then, in keeping with talking about good things, they move on to the original Black Christmas. Tune in for a holiday gift exchange, and find out what everyone got for Christmas! Click here to find out what's wrong with the Star Wars prequels!

51 - Microsoft Has Excellent Customer Service

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This week your friends Count Vardulon and The Divemistress passionately disagree about Dexter. Can you guess who likes it and who doesn't? But it's not all about diametric oppositions, because they both agree that Dollhouse was excellent last week and Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon is a wonderful film. Tune in to hear about how they didn't watch Syfy's Alice, and listen to the Count talk too much about Rocket Robin Hood.

50 - You Failed to Make a Movie

In celebration of their 50th episode, The Divemistress is not at all on top of her game and does a really bad job synopsizing every film they talk about this week. But before we get to that, Count Vardulon and the The DM share their thoughts about the Christmas season and The DM weighs in on the Ms. Horror Blogosphere controversy. The two briefly talk about passed-over Edward Furlong vehicle, Brainscan, and then get to the main event, praising Wrong Turn and complaining about Wrong Turn 2 and 3.